Windows 10 is increasingly encouraging me to recommend other operating systems to friends and colleagues

My wife and I like to call saxophones "sexy trumpets"

I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD

Could we possibly make cat chasing and gardun digging different colors next time? The chart's a little confusing this way

Hooray!

Get to it, Sierpinski!

It's forever in there! 🤩

Yeah! The second one is my favorite (this is the thumbnail XD)

My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of "fat camp"

Really obese cats can't groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)

Nah, just give it a bit! Individuals switch states back & forth, it's the "construction site principle"

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I'd be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!

He's so darn proud of his cowboy son 😭

Just Monika ❤️

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That's freakin' hilarious!

I saw this and thought "Ha! No I don't!" Then I thought about it for a second and had to check

Turns out I do, in fact, have a Windows partition. Haven't used it in years, so I know what I'm doing today

"You wouldn't pirate an illness"

Put some little blades on the mace! They won't stay sharp for long, but the first few Nazis you hit with it will have a really bad day