Ive got a spare tube of Armor All wipes you can have...

John Hodgman for president

Pedant here 👋 "vinyl is the plural of vinyl." I'll see myself out.

I will never understand why people name stuff just by opening an English dictionary and simply picking a word

Naming stuff is hard.

I love TheOtherEnd. They take the humor way past the logical conclusion and subverts my expectations every time.