I imagine that inciting a treasonous insurrection would also be grounds for termination even at McDonald's.

It would be more like 1472 Canadian rounds

I have saved a lot of money by just not being at all into Billy Joel.

Why are you only running through the 2036 election? Are you already 90? Why stop when you're 102?

I think you've conflated Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein. Incidentally there is a Harvey Weinstein, but he is a progressive NY State legislator, not whatever either of those two fucks are.

Now this explains what happened to all the roads back then.

Have you been to Florida, friend?

Bad prediction: hotels start charging cleaning fees a la Airbnb.

Not fully automatic, but Resistbot may be up your alley: https://resist.bot/

Also in terms of content

Also in terms of content

Did someone say cushion?!

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What are some of the summer activities at MAGA camp?

Well some foreign powers wield a decent amount of influence on US elections and politics...

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1wkqZIJOAQ

Okay, which nation gets them?

Well he sure ain't the porn star drilling champion, if her testimony is to be believed.

A turnip seed knows at least how to grow.

There's really no point in wiretapping him. He burbles every fragment of a thought either through social media or in some stream of [semi-]consciousness interview.

I can't help but feel that with the direction he was going, Mr. Hayes would have wound up as a MAGA guy if he had survived to see it. I hope not, but I have been repeatedly disappointed by people over the last nine years.