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Reaching a new level of cocky
  • It's just unnecessarily huge. I've never seen so many gas pumps in my life. Or so many toilets. It's honestly absurd and made me feel existential dread. It's like everything wrong with America all in one convenient pit stop. I couldn't even enjoy the wall of jerky. Bathrooms were nice, though.

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  • yeah, mycotoxins (ie: toxic byproducts from fungi/mold decomposing your food stuffs) don't always get broken down during cooking. So, while cooking according to standard food safety specs may have killed the mold, their shit is still everywhere ready to fuck your shit up.

    Not to mention that you have to survive an infection before it matters that you immune system learned to detect the infectious agent. Yes, the first inoculation techniques were literally just minor exposure to the infectious agent (eg: grinding smallpox scabs and blowing the resulting powder up the nose -- wtf). While it technically worked, the mortality rate was still pretty damn high, just not quite as high as ya know getting smallpox the normal way, and thus really only used when a serious outbreak was occuring. We've gotten so much better at making vaccination safer and more effective, because we now know so much more about what is actually occuring biologically and know to use attenuated virus or just the benign protein coat alone to achieve results. Why would you ever want to go back to scab-snorting (or toilet licking, apparently, lol)?

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    Slapping Chicken
  • Luckily, it's a linear relationship and they gave us the temp change per slap. So, if we assume the chicken has thawed in the fridge (40°F) and we want to reach 165°F for food safety, we only need

    (165 - 40)°F * (5°C / 9°F) / (0.0089 °C / slap)
    = 7803 slaps
    

    Although, to be honest I think this would only work for a spherical chicken in a vacuum, as otherwise you'd be losing too much heat between slaps. And even in a vacuum, you'd lose some heat via radiation... So really, you should stick a temperature probe in there and just keep slapping until it reaches 165°F. Don't even bother counting.

    Sorry for the silly units, I only know food safety temperatures off the top of my head in °F.

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    Drawing the USA with an increasing number of edges
  • Yeah, i think minimizing the difference in area would be the primary goal, but you'd need to add additional constraints, like also minimizing the number of times that your edges cross the true perimeter, minimizing the non-overlapping area, or something like that. I dunno for sure, but this sounds like a fun problem. I might give it a shot this weekend. I'm in the early days of trying to learn rust (after years of pure python for work and school), and I'm always looking for toy problems to test myself with!

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    Drawing the USA with an increasing number of edges
  • For a raster image, you could count the number of true and false positive pixels and true and false negative pixels. Then use statistical metrics for binary classification, like sensitivity and specificity. I guess you could even make an ROC curve by measuring the true positive rate and false positive rate for varying number of edges in the model. I guess for a vector image you could do the same thing, just using the sum of overlapping and non-overlapping areas instead of pixel counts?

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    What's your least favourite thing about your smartphone
  • I want a physical keyboard again. I cam't type on these damn tochscreen buttona. They're too small and i canct tell which keya i'm toiching.

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    adblock on mobile is 95% the only reason I use firefox
  • I have always used an ad blocker in the browser, but i recently jumped on the DNS blocking train and it's like a whole new kind of awesome on my phone in particular.

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    She ate a poppy seed salad just before giving birth. Then they took her baby away.
  • I heard her talking about it on NPR earlier today. She did get her kid back, but it was a whole fucking ordeal she and her family should have never had to go through in the first place (and thank god she had the resources to fight it)

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    Andre
  • There are some times when i believe i'm only as old as i feel. And there are other times when i realize i'm actually just Abe Simpson with an onion still on my belt yelling at clouds.

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    I'm crocheting the bags from under my sink into a tote bag.
  • Get a skein of medium-weight yarn in a light color (it's easier to see what you're doing) and whatever the recommend hook size it says on the label. Then watch some tutorials for basic stitches. I'd start making a little pot holder kinda thing with double or half-double crochet stitch. It's small enough that you can get used to turning rows, and it'll work up pretty fast with the medium weight yarn to give you some nice dopamine when you finish.

    I would definitely recommended learning with just regular yarn, nothing fancy, until you get used to it. Yarn with lots of variability in the weight (as i expect plastic bags would have) is going to be difficult if you're not comfortable with the basics.

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    Brazilian judge suspends X platform after it refuses to name a legal representative
  • The palantiri (plural) were made by the elves during the First Age when they lived with the Valar (gods), so yes they were made during a golden age long ago. They were gifted to men of Numenor who remained loyal to the Valar and Iluvatar (The God) and kept friendship with the elves. This was during a time (Second Age) in which the rulers of Numenor were being hostile to the elves, disrespectful towards the Valar, and just generally being assholes. The elves gave the palantiri to the "Faithful" of Numenor so they could still communicate with each other despite the opressive politics on the island. Elendil, fore-father of Aragorn, took them (and a fruit that grew into the White Tree of Gondor) when he fled Numenor for Middle Earth. (Elendil's son, Isildur, is the one that cut the ring from Sauron's hand.)

    But the palantiri were not corruption artifacts. They are seeing stones. The "corruption" you see in the movies is not inherent in the stones. It is simply that Sauron has a stone also, and you really don't want him to get inside your head.

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    Contribution
  • I'm actually kind of OK with that b/c it pushes it to the bottom of the comments, so it's out of the way but still easy to find if i'm curious.

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