The goat lies!

He needs the money so he can have the concept of paying them.

And imagine that every blue state implements this but every red state does not. It would have to be done across the board to keep it balanced.

Klaatu, Verata, Ni… coughing

Or possibly promoting to knight would give you checkmate where queen wouldn’t.

Andrew Johnson is top three worst presidents

I would also like to know. I see this happen on every other post and can’t understand it.

Well said. I’ll remember this point next time blocking YouTube ads comes up in discussion.

Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

I used to think I was healthy middle class. Then my dog got sick and even pet bills maxed my credit cards and has me paycheck to paycheck.

For me, the only thing I’m really missing is white boarding. I have yet to find an online white boarding tool that can get close to the real deal.

Then find a partner who is okay with having separate bank accounts that you can keep your own money in. It doesn't have to be a secret.

Beautiful

I feel like the labels in the bottom half should be switched. It's spez ruining reddit. No one else

I chuckled out loud over this. Well played.

Except for the sheep. The sheep lie.

Just imagine if there was no body cam footage.

I feel like I often would prefer to get the merge conflict. So many times my coworkers will somehow mess up the code I committed when resolving the conflict.

Roll that beautiful beans footage