Some clarification:

“You’re scaring the people on here, and I’m on the phone. You scared them and broke the phone, which is why TikTok is getting banned, because of you.”

Note: I said some clarification. I never guaranteed that it would make any sense.

But there are so many holes

Any fuckup you can walk away from is better than a fuckup that leaves you with no ability to walk away from it. Doesn’t mean the fuckup won’t cost you in some or many ways, but at least you can still walk.

Other than flavor, how are ranch corn nuts different from regular corn nuts?

OP delivered

Imma need a screen shot of someone on reddit having posted “dipboy”.

Look here bum boy

nah just sick of ‘em

“An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” by Ambrose Bierce.

Meanwhile the entire fucking world is roasting conservatives for Trump’s complete bedshitting debate with her, so as always, conservatives can fuck right off.

The lamestream media can also fuck off with pretending the right-wing wackjobs are doing any “roasting”, “slamming”, etc.

Seems accurate.

“What I did to this shark is what I’m about to do to you.”

Here you go.

Hard pass

I c what u did there

The pin’s aimed in the right direction, at least.

Hehe.

“You’re in no position to question me about anything, human. Be grateful I’m in no mood to teach you that fact.”

Thirst is a symptom of diabetes.

She’s looking at me like I’m the tech wizard I am because she has no concept of what a captcha even is, nevermind the fact that this is my eighth attempt, not third.