Man, people are really allergic to sarcasm.

I'm 45 and have never felt this way.

You should seek help imo. Or simply keep talking about it with others, like you attempt to do here. But less spending time online would probably help.

But... pregnancies are ten months, not nine.

Christmas season is just as good an excuse though.

I'm using arch btw for the meme. Wouldn't say I'm an Arch user though.

Fair enough, I'll do some testing. This specifically came about on a react based page in ff esr.

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I own several.

If you go the build your own route, I can highly recommend the NEO series. They are fairly cheap, very good quality, short turnaround for manufacturing. They are easy to build as well, and have most everything included already. All you'd need is a set of keycaps and switches.

Comes in 65, 70, 80 and ergo layouts currently, but who knows what else they will release next. Check regional vendors for availability.

Sorry, forgot to respond, I use fn+arrows for home/end/pgup/dn. This is why I got a pcb that was capable of accommodating the arrow cluster (dz60, bt60v2. I use a lot of combos with shift and ctrl as well to select/mark stuff and jump back and forth, so barring getting used to hjkl, I found this more comfortable.

I'm using linux too, and have boards that use the same firmware as Keychron, QMK w/ VIA compatibility. Configuring them is a no-brainer, you just need a WebHID-capable browser for https://usevia.app , which will likely be a chromium browser.

Regarding layout, you just keep the default ANSI layout on it, then change the locale via localectl to whatever you want, E.g. fi or hu, and it will assume the layout based on the ANSI mapping.

Just one thing, if you are eyeing an ISO layout, the key next to the ISO enter has to be NUHS.

I love good self checkouts. I hate bad self checkouts.

Bad self checkouts are those that alert the sole employee running around between twenty terminals of some discrepancy for every fucking thing. Weight discrepancy! Remove duplicate item! They didn't select number of bags! Check their receit!

Just leave me be and let me scan my flatbread and leave already. Or open another cashier. Or just don't implement self-checkout if it's not really self-checkout.

I'm using arch btw, and it doesn't.

Warmer than Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Dakotas, Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York & New England. Possibly some more inland states as well.

I wish that worked everywhere, but it doesn't.

Hmm maybe shift+middle button can override it on certain UIS.

Horizontal scrolling with shift + scroll wheel is so slow compared to dragging the bar though.

The real hack is always in the comments or something

Maybe it's 25% over four years on top of regular yearly raises.

Maybe...

Yeah likely not.

No, because that's not criminal law.

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It's probably the most widespread and established law around the world. Only the age limits differs, but hopefully backwards countries like most of Europe, South America, China and the Philippines will catch on soon.

I don't have hopes for the middle east.

The only thing good about Japan is their transit system.