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egoisdeath @ egoisdeath @lemmy.ml
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egoisdeath @lemmy.ml

How did you get so smart and handsome?

Will the devil possess me if I eat seitan?

  • That sounds like a very likely clerical error

    • Who did your parents warn you about?

  • guys selling ground beef out of their trunk

    • Where do we store all the daylight saved during daylight saving time?

  • where the sun don't shine

    • What's the most futile form of protest?

  • squatting silently in a basement alone

    • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    egoisdeath @lemmy.ml

    Why is there a clown in your closet right now?

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

  • my name is mud

    • Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

  • If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?

    • What are all these criminals doing on my TV?

  • nothing good

    • Do you sleep with a fan on?

  • No. I sleep with an outboard motor running in my closet.