Java is a programming language that is notorious for being verbose, the joke is that you need a massively wide monitor to view it without the text being cut off

I mean yeah it’s not exactly a private OS but a key logger would be mental

Definitely not, that would be an absurd privacy violation

I find this kind of thing to just generate negative emotions for myself. It's more than enough when people express bad thoughts themselves.

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