My wife and mys manager

Why do people do this?

Yeah, but when the hell is it going to get wet? You don't drive these things outside.

nice try pat pat

fuck off

Yes.

because you're being a jerk lol

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

I had been scrolling through this thread, wondering when I was going to find the dumbest possible post, and I'm thankful that I can stop reading now that I've found it.

cry harder

nah I think they had it right

Read this to the tune of the TMNT theme

Congrats, you've managed to make a post in which nothing makes sense

What the hell is a peanut tree?

I'm so glad when users make it this obvious that I need to block them

lol what

lol get fucked

I think you were going for "body double" but you accidentally said something much less stupid. Double body indeed, no way is he 215.

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