Where is the HP sauce?

Chef Boyardee sells mac and cheese in a can in the US!

I read the last two sentences in the Angry Video Game Nerd's voice.

Those are countries.

I'm not going to argue that nicotine is not technically a drug. But I still think you sound like a square in calling it one.

Doesn't make anyone sound like less of a square calling it a drug.

Addicted to drugs!? We're talking about vaping here. Don't strain your hand clutching those pearls.

Humans have a religion shaped hole in them

lol

I would phrase it as, "What is 'up' and 'dog?'" Being extra clear but ruining the joke.

I was about to say how the host reads the questions to the contestants and that sounds to me like they ask the question.

Then I remembered this is Jeopardy! we're talking about and you are correct.

Bull fucking shit on the scientific research being inconclusive.

The only person with integrity I see here is the admin that initially removed the comments promoting animal abuse. Those that backed down and restored the comments caved to the pressure of an extreme, insular community and sided against *defenseless animals. I see no integrity in their actions no matter how they try to spin it.

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

This is indeed the best outcome.

Well, good for you. The town I live in has a Sonic, a McDonald's, a Mazzio's pizza, two local Tex Mex restaurants, and... a Subway.

While I like Church's Chicken better than KFC I definitely wouldn't call them more upscale. In fact I've never seen a Church's that wasn't in the hood.

Oh, that's cool!

Why does a Blu-ray player need to connect to the Internet?

The Constitution hasn't mattered for a while, only the parts of it the Court likes... Which is increasingly little of it.

I commented:

Fuck right off.

Which was removed for violating rule 3. What is rule 3? "Do not seek mental, medical and professional help here."

I fail to see the connection.