There's no way in fucking Hell that Trump would willingly stand in the way of a bullet.
There's no way in fucking Hell that Trump could keep quiet about it if he was actually an active participant in a conspiracy. He'd have tweeted about it by the end of the week.
There's no way in fucking Hell that the people around Trump could orchestrate an attempted assassination without it blowing up in their faces somehow.
The ear was probably hit by a tiny fleck of glass from a shattered teleprompter, and then with Trump no doubt on blood thinners it would bleed like all get out.
Just keep assuming ever greater stupidity and incompetence all around and you'll usually arrive at the correct answer as to what happened.
As a baby, my kid had cheeks that would visibly jiggle when we wheeled her stroller down a bumpy driveway.
We would sing a song about her: Fat fat, baby fat-fat. Fatty baby fatty baby, fatty fat-fat. Fatty fat cheeks! Baby fat cheeks! Baby fat, baby fat, fatty fat fat.
Homophobes: "We can't legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn..."
They did a great job at first but then they very quickly fell victim to self-awareness and alternately pandering to and actively fighting against their fans. I still love the show, but by the time they got to the sister with mutant telepathic powers, they kind of lost me. Might have been better if they'd written the show as having literal superpowers from the beginning.
What the fuck is wrong with kids listening to their shitty parents?
/I know a lot of people get raised wrong in households that teach them wrong things and it takes a lot of effort to get better, but... it's pretty astounding to me to imagine someone listening to their parents tell them that Donald fucking Trump is a Cool Guy.
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