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  • Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine. [while attempting a mind trick]

    Watto: No, they won’t.

    Qui-Gon: Credits WILL do fine.

    Watto: No, they won’t.

    Qui-Gon: [Walks down street to money exchanger] Trade me these credits for Hutt bucks [Does mind trick]

    Money Exchanger: Okay!

    [Qui-Gon returns to Watto]

    Qui-Gon: Here's a pile of Hutt bucks. Sell me a functional hyperdrive.

    Watto: Okay!

    [Roll credits]

  • As a baby, my kid had cheeks that would visibly jiggle when we wheeled her stroller down a bumpy driveway.

    We would sing a song about her: Fat fat, baby fat-fat. Fatty baby fatty baby, fatty fat-fat. Fatty fat cheeks! Baby fat cheeks! Baby fat, baby fat, fatty fat fat.

    She didn't seem to mind.

  • Homophobes: "We can't legalize gay marriage! The birth rate would collapse! If men could marry men, then what reasonable man would ever choose to marry a disgusting, weak, woman over a strong, virile, muscular, sweaty, musky, oily, maaaannnnnn..."

    The rest of us: Dude. Bro. Dude.

  • They did a great job at first but then they very quickly fell victim to self-awareness and alternately pandering to and actively fighting against their fans. I still love the show, but by the time they got to the sister with mutant telepathic powers, they kind of lost me. Might have been better if they'd written the show as having literal superpowers from the beginning.

  • What the fuck is wrong with kids listening to their shitty parents?

    /I know a lot of people get raised wrong in households that teach them wrong things and it takes a lot of effort to get better, but... it's pretty astounding to me to imagine someone listening to their parents tell them that Donald fucking Trump is a Cool Guy.

  • Kirk was described by one of his peers at the Academy as "a pile of textbooks with legs."

    Picard got stabbed in the heart during a game of space pool and had a laugh about it.

    Kirk barely survived encountering Trelane by getting Trelane's parents involved.

    Picard tangled with Q on a regular basis and continually maintained the respect and admiration of a nigh-omnipotent being.

    Kirk fucked around.

    Picard fucked hard.

    1. Tater tots are basically an entire potential meal of their own. Not a French fry, but I may actually prefer them as a possible main dish.
    2. The best French fries. They are the perfect side.
    3. If you want to fancy it up a bit. Suitable for formal occasions.
    4. Taking the one-dimensional line of the French fry and extrapolating it out to two dimensions. Still a good ketchup conveyance, but starting to get into the issue I'm going to bring up with...

    5, 6, 7. Not a good enough ratio of crispy outer fried surface to gooey potato inner. I prefer crisp, but when I bite one of these, I have a good chance of just getting a mouthful of scalding hot potato napalm, or what's worse, cold potato cement. Not ideal.

    '8. Yeccch.