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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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    Funimation Anime Streaming Service Is Shutting Down And Crunchyroll Is Raising Its Prices
  • The separation of shows I wanted to watch is why I stopped paying for Crunchyroll initially. Since then I've realized how much the Crunchyroll player and service as a whole sucks. I'll continue to roleplay like I'm in one piece 🏴‍☠️

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    Beeper drops iMessage integration after Apple bans linked Macs
    1. I'd pay for the service if I could

    2. Apple implementing RCS involves using their own servers too, which they've claimed they'd add anyway.

    3. Why do people feel the need to defend a 400B corporations pockets? Over a small companies desire to unify messaging for everyone. Across multiple apps even. What's app, RCS, imessage, signal, fb messenger, twitter PMs, discord and more being added. Bro there's even indeed PMs there.

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    Most Sophisticated iPhone Hack Ever Exploited Apple's Hidden Hardware Feature
  • The only thing that makes iPhones more secure is the ability to lock them down, even then it would never be perfectly safe. Governments would stop at nothing to crack iPhones because of their ubiquity. Not saying android is miles better but the variety of hardware, and open nature is a solid foundation for fighting against universal exploits. Never assume a connected device is impenetrable

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    More Police Are Using Your Cameras for Video Evidence
  • Should there be an expectation of privacy in public? Definitely wrong for footage to be able to wirelessly, without the owners consent, leave a car.

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    I want to set up plex server, no windows.. any simple options?
  • Have you considered truenas scale? It's debian based and there's an official app for Plex. Not to mention a plethora of guides to get scale and Plex up and running.

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