As someone who works with a marketing department for a living, please don’t ruin this with marketing.

He gives the wrong shits

It used to be $25. Now it's $35, waiting for them to raise the threshold further.

You are the hero we deserve. Take my upvote.

I am happy you left it this way.

Take my money.

It’s changing the world, but not in the way we want it to.

Yes

I’ll believe corporations are people the moment Texas executes ones.

It works on up to 5 devices at the same time. I’ve used signal on my phone, with it also open on my computer with zero problems. Syncing is instantaneous.

I would laugh if Dorsey bought it back for pennies on the dollar and turned it right back into what it was before. Playing the long game.

I believe the couches have a collective restraining order against him.

Aaaaaand it’s been cancelled by the issuing party.

This is the correct answer.

Helldivers can complete any mission in 48 hours. Just ask Sony…

Yeah, an alternative made by the company Serif. No subscriptions, buy it and use it. Replacements for Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign. I keep waiting for them to make an Acrobat alternative so I don’t need to source it from somewhere else (and the rest of the company can pickup the product and use it for commenting and proofing).

I am debating the jump to affinity for my department. Weighing the pros and cons now. I use it at home for personal stuff, and it’s fantastic. It still doesn’t get me onto Linux, but at least it’s not Adobe.

The ONLY reason I have a Mac for work is the Adobe suite. As a designer, there is no substitute (GIMP and Inkscape are nice, but they don’t replace Photoshop and Illustrator plus whatever else you get with the sub).

All my home stuff has been swapped over to Linux years ago. If Adobe ever decided to make a native Linux cc suite, I’d dump apple too, but there we are.

You sir, are a monster.

Make that sword rusty and covered in piss, and I'm happy.