They're orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It's because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you're a fucking freak

I'll blackmail ur meat industry bb

Maybe you aren't that good at writing code

Landed on "Rudy had his hands on Klays neck, that's why Draymond attacked him"

We all saw this happen in HD so we know that's bullshit

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

Grooper warforged dad.

He'd definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

Fair

Probably would've taken less time than the whiny comment

Confidence will carry you farther than competence most of the time.

*My cutting board is so big I live on it" is a hell of a flex

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can't control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don't need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

Ye Olde Taico Belle

Great song. I heard he drinks his own cum

...glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling