They came out the womb screaming, proving they have lungs that work, and yet they still did not use them to condemn Hamas.

I dont think that's American, it's a shit-ton of custom work to fill all that in. Are Europeans willing to spend 10 times as long worldbuilding their campaigns??

It's how you know you're in the good part of town.

Long-windedness is the soul of wit.

More people with skills like this need to lead with how much of a fussy pain in the ass the project is: linux, foss, self-hosting, etc.

Thanks for being plain about it, and everybody else do it too!

Never do any art again, got it. Thanks, CNN!

Thank you for this.

Define a set of rules, and someone will figure out how to cheat it.

Ducky is worth a look.

Just pour that poison all over yourself.

😂 this is a new vibe I can get behind, and the less sense it makes, the better.

This is it right here. Concerningly large swaths of people talk about swearing like this distinction--which is the whole discussion--doesn't exist.

If you swear enough you can completely turn it off when you're truly pissed and it's terrifying.

"Crime is bad"

"Wow hate black people much"

"Uhhhhh wtf nobody mentioned black people but you dude"

"You're a racist who hates black people, you just said it yourself!"

That's that 2024-level dialogue we've all come to love.

The Hard Times is just The Onion without all those cumbersome well-written headlines.

You tried.

This sounds unhinged and yet it's just a plain description of what's going on.

Which is why the news won't point it out. Lame.

Always melting, never melted.

Guess campus protests require AR-15s now. If the cops don't like it they're free to cut the shit.

Just a fact. A pedophile who never acts on it is just some guy.