What are you even trying to communicate here?

It got me hard.

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Sib is what you're looking for

I think it's also more likely that the cops would be the main problem

The first Red Scare was in 1919 and communism was a big enough idea in the US that the government was putting communists in prison

Robin Hobb is a woman, though

It's definitely a thing in the US and I imagine a lot of other places. Even smaller cities will usually have at least one. Some aren't going to have actual arcade cabinets (or not many of them), but will have consoles/emulators set up

No, you're thinking of Cesar Chavez. They're talking about the guy who invented salad.

A) be rich

B) don't be poor

A) be rich B) don't be poor

Sounds like the way to not hate your job is to be rich?

Biking while too drunk to drive is probably still a bad idea. Not as bad as driving a car, but you can still cause a serious accident on a bike, especially on roads in the US where there aren't even bike lanes in most places.

Or all the suffering that has been and will be caused by climate change on behalf of the shareholders

Get dressed in dirty clothes, take a shower, and then get inside the dryer wearing your freshly showered clothes. Now you can wear the same thing all the time.

The tea party movement wasn't grassroots at that point as it was being funded almost entirely by billionaires and groups like Americans for Prosperity. What you're saying here is almost the exact opposite of reality.

Turn them all into bears! When you cut a bear it bleeds more bears.

Their definition of the "left" section of their spectrum:

Sources with a Left AllSides Media Bias Rating™ display bias in ways that strongly align with liberal, progressive, or left-wing thought and/or policy agendas.

Even they recognize that liberal and progressive ideas are separate from leftwing ideas, but for some reason have chosen to lump them into a single group. Likely because there are very few leftwing media outlets and none of them have any real name recognition when compared to CNN, MSNBC, etc.

Not sure if you're just joking, but plenty of people survive plane crashes. Most crashes aren't just a plane falling out of the sky at full speed. Survival rates are around 95%.

If you think those are leftwing news sources then you probably need to educate yourself a bit more on political ideology.

On their terms? The capitalists don't want you to cry while you're supposed to be working. Crying on their terms would be crying outside of work.