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klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website
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Megyn Kelly says she'd run for president to stop Ocasio-Cortez

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  • Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.

    • I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species.

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  • It's a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

    • Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong?

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  • Has your university not bothered to replace the old shitty models with the newer, actually effective models? I always think the Dyson AirBlade works really well.

    • Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses

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  • Sorry, red foods are satanic. How about shopping for pet squirrels?

    • Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses

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  • Nah, my house already has windows. How about sushi?

    • Not promoting hate speech but what happened to all the slights/slurs/vulgarity from like the 20s and 40s. There were so many. Now it seems well I can only think of three?

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  • You just try not singing along to Cher's Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.

    • Decisions

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  • 'Cause I'm not planning on going solo

    • Who wants a merkin?

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  • She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I'm sure she's probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

    • Painted my nails

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  • Very cute leopard spots vibe! You might want to consider using something like this around your edges while they're still wet to get a cleaner line.

    • Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses

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  • No way, a psychic told me a mountain would kill me one day. Would you be interested in going for a stroll on the train tracks instead?

    • Funtime Friday...let's play wrong excuses

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  • No thanks, I've given clothes up for Lent. How about shopping for spare tires instead?

    • Wish we had good tap water 😔

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  • Way ahead of ya friend.

    • Wish we had good tap water 😔

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  • I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I've never had water that tastes so good.

    • How has your bullshit tolerance changed over the years?

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  • Same! I lost all patience for people's bullshit.

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • Scrapple is one of those regional things that everyone seems to love but my family didn't usually eat. My mom cooked it once and it was like wet cardboard covered in shoe leather. She's a great cook but I wonder if she fucked it up because that made me never want to try scrapple again.

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • It consists of nooks and crannies.

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • I rarely eat cheese now because my LDLs were high. :(

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • I don't eat cereal - too many calories and too much sugar, plus I'll just be hungry again in 45 minutes. I need protein and fat in my breakfast.

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • Breakfast of champions

    • Americans, what do typically have for breakfast?

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  • My usual breakfast is:

    • 3 slices lean breakfast ham
    • 2 eggs over-easy
    • 1/2 avocado, mashed, with lemon juice, salt, pepper, and Japanese 7 Spice
    • 300g strawberries
    • Yorkshire gold tea
    • Water

    I toss that ham in the frying pan, brown it and put it on the plate, top it with the avocado mash, and then top that with the eggs. Strawbs go on the side.

    It's 478 calories and has a decent amount of protein (28g) to start my day, plus 10g fiber, and it gives me good energy for my workout. Plus I never get tired of it!