klemptor @ klemptor @startrek.website

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Welp there goes my evening

Aw man what'd I miss?

When the cat
comes around

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a ton of Cheetos onto a plate, then picking them up one-by-one by adhering your tongue to them like a chameleon?

I believe the trans population is 1% of total population. So 1% of 5700 mass shooters is 57, meaning trans shooters are very underrepresented among mass shooters roughly by a factor of 10.

Isn't this a quote from Gabby Giffords, who pretty famously got shot by Jared Loughner? She has a unique perspective here.

May I introduce you to the concept of chopsticks?

Yikes, this describes me eerily well.

There'll be a paw
with claws
reaching down

OK, Sandy has a new bestie and kitten friends? What a lucky lady, I bet she's loving her new home!

It'll be 25 years this week!

Past few days I was pretty much debilitated due to Aunt Flo but she's gone so I'm #3 to the max.

OP, you OK?

Maybe not objectively bad, but mine is '60s music. Even the super sugary pop crap (well, minus bubblegum). Even though a lot of the lyrics haven't aged well. I just love it. SiriusXM's '60s Gold stays on my radio dial!

Also, I love being in the sun. I'm super pale and I've had to have a bunch of things removed and biopsied by the dermatologist, so now I load up on sunblock and avoid the sun like a vampire, which makes me sad. I know it's bad for me but I really do love the sun 💛

43 and it's Cap'n Crunch for me. It happens once every few years and I always regret it.

It's completely natural.

I mean, I'm originally from NJ so yeah, fuck the Eagles, but still:

They're freebleeding

Good luck with the hemmie homie

Are you disgusted by cellulite? If so, why?