I'm telling you Levi, if you hold that piece of pipe up to your eye and look through it like a telescope, I cannot be your friend anymore.

See, first I was imagining Fortunate Son playing in the background. Now you've got me imagining something like Hamburger Hill with the Fraggle Rock theme song.

This is truly a stunning achievement. The bar for Fraggle war journalism has been immeasurably and irrevocably lifted this day. I bet the Fraggle Pulitzer committee is already convening.

First Lemmy comment woooo. Hopefully Reddit continues to trainwreck and drive some traffic this way.