My wife and I each have our own cars, but they're both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.

Womp womp

Macer Glaber, at your service.

You are my fire.

Every day is a school day!

My mom said the same thing. Now, in my adult life, I still have all my original Pokemon cards and game cartridges, but I don't talk to that cunt any more.

I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I'm in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

There's really no right answer to that.

Well since you put it that way... Hail Satan, comrade.

I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.

Absolutely a fair assessment.

Brace yourself. It's a train wreck.

I'll definitely be watching it when I get a minute. Joe Rogan is only funny when he's the joke.

Pretty on brand for Joe. He's never been funny, this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

I'm smelling what you're stepping in, you devious bastard😏

What a fuck ugly pile of shit.

Could we get a red circle around the diversity? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Bone Tomahawk was alright. Kurt Russell played a solid frontier law man. There's a pretty spicy gore scene in there too.

I always tell people if they haven't seen it by now, they're better off not seeing it.