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THEY GAVE ME A STICKER
  • KEEP CRANKING ON THAT TOOTHBRUSH BROTHER

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    Man crushed to death by robot that mistook him for a box of vegetables
  • The robot did exactly what it was programmed to do. It didn't mistake anything, the guy was in there with all safety disabled, the robot running, and he accidentally triggered a part present sensor. This story is nothing about industrial robotics and is really just a lesson on why you shouldnt defeat multiple safety system and have industrial machines running while you're inside a cell

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    *Permanently Deleted*
  • I remember watching these on adult swim around 08. I thought I found my new favorite series and couldn't wait to dive into it....only to find out it was cancelled nearly a decade ago and there are only 6 episodes 😥

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    Anon doesn't like smokers
  • I will never understand why this guy comments. It’s never interesting, it’s the scum of the Internet occasionally saying shit that isn’t as heinous as you’d expect. Why would I i want to read this guy's comments? Ever?

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    Is this watch too big for my wrist?
  • If you like it then it's perfectly sized

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    Rule pill
  • 🎵Conjugated estrogen junction, what's your function?
    Lowering test and sprouting up breeeeaaasts 🎶

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    Walmart cuts starting hourly pay for some workers
  • They had to lower there pay cause nobody wants to work anymore 🙄

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    What games have you played due to FOMO?
  • Wow, so edgy and cool. But come-on, certainly there's a game you've tried out because of all the hype around it

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    Are forced-reset triggers illegal machine guns? ATF and gun rights advocates at odds in court fights
  • If your reply is "well, technically...", "Well, technically", "yeah but, technically..." You may not have as great an argument as you think

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    Ultimate engineering
  • It literally says "at least you're not the Cisco design engineer..."

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    looking forward to the comments
  • But I would be correct, and isn't that what's most important in the world?

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    looking forward to the comments
  • I mean, id pronounce them the way the creators said if they were here and specifically told me how to pronounce it 💁🏻

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    looking forward to the comments
  • Contrarian when he said "choosy developers choose gif" (implying the soft g) in 1987? I think that precedes the internet debate a little

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    looking forward to the comments
  • We were literally told it was pronounced "jif" by the creator. Sorry if it hurts your little feelings

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    happy life rule
  • Lazily stolen without credit from Mr Lovenstein https://mrlovenstein.com/comic/769

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    Life rule
  • This is a lazily stolen joke from Mr Lovenstein:
    https://mrlovenstein.com/comic/769

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