I remember the insane parachute thing, the speculation in what it stood for (Murder Death Kill?)

I’m ashamed to say I’m still using Reddit

Perhaps subscribe to communities that aren't for porn!

I think the problem with your suggestion is that NSFW-ness more of a spectrum.

• Memes are NSFW if you're under micromanagement and time pressure.
• Porn is NSFW if you're working in a childcare centre.

Meanwhile both are SFW if you're in your pyjamas and working from home.

Luckily there is an actual end-game, about 100 hours in! Basically when there's nothing left to exploit haha.

I'm waiting for the combat update before I play a new round.

After Dyson Sphere Program, I don't need anymore games...

I’ve reached a weird sort of critical mass where steam sales no longer provide me with dopamine

Some people love it, namely the ones that have most to gain.

So business owners, and extremely attractive waitstaff