Haha oh shit, you're right. But there are some other places close to this where you can pet sheep as well, and they basically behave the same way.
Here in Sweden (since we have free roam laws you can just do this) you can walk into a field with sheep, sit down on the ground, and usually they will just walk up to you for cuddles/curiosity, even if you are a stranger. Just watch out for poop when you sit down.

Kernel level anti cheats that enable Wine/Proton support doesn't actually run in kernel mode on Wine/Proton. Instead it allows itself to be run in user mode provided that it likes the environment enough. And maybe RDTSC latency isn't too high?
If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.
Rage bait?
A lot of young boys had an "edgy" phase. Let's hope this is somewhat true here as well.
XKCD 1200
I don't know about being easy to plug in, but Google Takeout lets you request an order of all data they have tied to your account across all services, in compliance with EU rules.
Affinity is really great. The only problem is that i can't install it on my OS of choice.
All you have to do to help visually impaired people with screen readers is to search for the title on Google (or your privacy friendly engine), click the first result, and add the link to the post.