Those poor, idiot bastards. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Ah, well. More skulls for the skull throne!

Quietly psychotically hot. All instincts screaming RUN and I'd still be juuuust curious enough. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Worth it.

Hol'up. Best Buy is a Patriot Front front?

See? This is what happens when you fail to learn basic life skills like the double knot: giggin' it as another indistinct meatstick for cash. Velcro is a gateway to sin, people!

But... Why the shoe?

It sets a precedent, son.

Diddy *

We're pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?

Oh, the already-cracked POS? Cute, and predictable. 🤦🏽‍♂️

tl;dr: Only if we start using the rich as fertilizer, globally.

/TESB has entered the chat

Yeah... We're living in the timeline where they already said that a number of times already. Final doesn't exist in this profit-first culture, citizens.

It's tools all the way down. Always has been. 🤷🏼‍♂️🥲

That's the problem, yes. Wrap that thing, FFS.

Nope.

It's a wonder each of them was the respectively "fittest" sperm. I mean, fuck. I'm curious if even Darwin understood how much raw chance was involved in this "evolution" he imagined. 🤡

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

PugJesus gon' getcha with those facts!