Another hot take: Marshmallows wouldn't be that popular if they were savoury like cabbage

Another bonus hot take: Summer wouldn't be that popular if it was cold like winter

Maybe your "could be fixed within minutes" is someone else's "took hours to figure out how to fix when I was actually supposed to be working"?

Source: https://www.xvideos.com/video.uhleldf9fa1/kylie_quinn_loves_to_fuck_hard

The people who use their energy writing reports about how Russia is downplaying [insert event here]

This is the most accurate depiction here yet