https://imgur.com/a/PlunpPU

This is basically the plot to Schitt's Creek

I don't even think she's ever filed for bankruptcy

Manitoba doesn't belong on that list. Manitoba's electricity comes from 100% renewable sources (~97% hydro, ~3% wind, and 0% fossil fuels).

Royale with cheese has a nice ring to it though

I just finished my first full marathon! It was the most grueling 4 hours and 15 minutes of my life. I've never been more sore or more exhausted. Can't wait to do it again next year!

It's not exclusively hummingbirds, there are a few others. The wikipedia pages on Ornithophily and Nectarivores have some info about this.

But bees also lay eggs, and birds also carry and deposit pollen

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie

One time I went over a patch of ice on the highway and my car did a full 360 at 100 km/h. I was pretty sure I was about to die, but somehow I managed to straighten out and keep going without hitting anything.

Anon at his day job

The entire company doesn't have a single female employee?

At a previous job I had to work with an old database where all the tables and columns had 6-character names

Cooper Howard has entered the chat

I don't have one. Not because I had one and lost it, but because the phone I'm using was made before these existed.

Plot twist: this is actually solid mahogany with an OSB veneer

I'm planning to grow some cantaloupes this year. I started them in jiffy pots about a month ago. They've started sprouting and now my son keeps asking if we can move them to the garden yet.

My dad used to grow purple beans all the time when I was a kid. I remember thinking it was neat that they changed colour.

You can download it here: https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Grandstander

Money printer go Birr