Abba Zabba, you're my only friend...

This is the best thing I've seen so far this week.

eccentric billionaire

That's a funny way to spell "absolute cunt."

No, it will burn because of greed, aversion and delusion.

I'm a Pub Beer - "good cheap fun."

Pretty obvious. We build a time machine to go back to 1776. Then, when it malfunctions and sends to 1976 instead we learn the art of The Hustle.

With every life that ends, so does an entire universe, only to be recreated again and again. An eternity spent unaware, birth-death-rebirth over and over, a consequence of the multiverse this manifold simulation of the sweet ecstasy of pain. Welp, time to go slather my anthropomorphic penis with mayonnaise and fuck a hole in the wall of my room. Smell ya later!

I agree, it is a most illogical choice.

Dear non-Americans: it's called a decimal point, not a decimal comma! You can complain once you've fixed your own dumb formats. Let me guess, it will cost 1.000.000,00 clown dollars.

Jokes on you - I already have a drinking problem. It goes along with my Ensign Ro simping problem.

Based and Spongebob-pilled.

This is why they only change during a full moon; less moonlight than that is not enough to catalyze the reaction.

Those hips don't lie.

They're called breasts and everyone's got them!

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