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  • I bought some New Balance shoes, but they were old, so I fell over

  • Didn't Impractical Jokers do this as a punishment once?

  • I bet that person is on a list

  • I think I just figured out what I'm doing tomorrow

  • "You find 100,000 gp"

    "Oh!"

    "You can now afford a loaf of bread"

    "Oh."

  • Via Amazon drone

  • We are actually working on that now! There's a sweetener called Xylitol that essentially starves bacteria to death because they can't process it.

    Edit: just found out it's poisonous to dogs.

  • Bonehurtingjuice and dogelore

  • Is this NCD?

  • so sweet

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  • Do you want to touch it?

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  • Yes, but more importantly I wanna know what the hell you're watching

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  • History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of men