Actually, MLB has fucked that up too, you only get local teams over cable, even if you shell out money for their official app.
Getting high reveals how arbitrary the connection is between how you feel and how well things are going.
Best time I ever had, doing MDMA and listening to "Surrealistic Pillow" by Jefferson Airplane. I didn't even care that everyone around me was hooking up, I was in it for the jams!
Like the fake "Indicate" card from mtcj lore