Everyone hates those tough haircut customers, asking for their hair to be cut longer...

Your questions are reasonable, I'm just saying what it looks like.

Take the piss, leave the shit

A conch shell on a rope (maybe a ludicrous necklace?)

I thought memes were supposed to be funny.

Whoever told you that is your enemy

Lol. "Pre-emptive last resort" is one of the best oxymorons I've heard in a while

I don't get the reference but it sure made me laugh anyway

You can accomplish a similar effect by swinging over the top bar of your nearest swingset

Chopsticks, my friend.

I'm late to this post, but now there has been another one, in Maryland

There's a bar in SF called kilowatt that uses this guy as a logo, they should make a variation of this with "loud drinks will kill you" or something.

I almost spit out my beer at the end

They were just mp3s from an rss feed, so you could listen on your computer as well, through your favorite music player (winamp!) or there were also dedicated podcast clients - Juice is one of the oldest, cross platform, open source ones I remember.

It wasn't technically the only way, but it was definitely one of the most popular ways

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/

Sounds like Twin Temple to me

Now heres a real pozeur, icq used numbers!

Hail sexy Satan

There are leftists of many stripes in the fediverse, if a discussion on Lemmy.ml ruffles ones feathers because of the predominant politics of their users then yes, it sounds like someone's precious bubble was burst.

Really, lemmy.ml? Not lemmygrad and not hexbear?

Maybe peek outside your tiny bubble for once if lemmy.ml is bursting it for you