I love how that could be an angry mouth, a moustache, or a croissant

They were trying to be more prog rock with their first two albums and I much prefer those to the popular singles of their later career

Anything that can freeze will work. But go for more of a cube or sphere shape so it stays frozen for longer, it pranks them harder in the end

No at all, this is just a tee her little prank

Skeleton View is their best album

I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let's justr say, that's when the prank really 'pops' off

HOFDL Boys! 5% is right around the corner!!!

I think they came because the wife sounded really upset on the phone. Police do just like to turn up to things though.

Here in Australia I called emergency services one time because a woman locked her kid and her keys in her car and the police were the first to turn up. They couldn't do anything so they just stood around until the fire brigade arrived who were the ones that could actually pick the lock to the car. It just makes you wonder why the police bothered at all.

I read an article like this years ago, I'd fine the link if search didn't suck everywhere.

A guy had a heart attack and his wife called emergency services. Police were the first to arrive and did what police do.

This guy was in his underwear leaning against the wall and because he didn't respond immediately to the police shouting at him they threw him to the ground and broke his back.

This is like the UK Metro map of the world.

Now do one of Middle Ages Europe

I only heard about the game gear when I read an article about Defenders of Oasis, one of the only original RPGs to come out on it.

I managed to emulate it on my phone and it's an adequate game, I'd like to see what a modern entry in the series would look like

Yeah! With a prompt like that I want to see Boratcrowning out of Sonic

IDK, looks like his car's windows licence got revoked

This is just a screenshot from Hitman 2

Guys, this is a made up article. Sorry to explain the joke but he wasn't 52 when he died

Valve are working on getting SteamOS to work on the ROG Ally X so maybe they're doing this to help get SteamOS to work on windows first handhelds and make it work better across the 3rd party handheld landscape.

Like you've got to take two steps back to take a step forward

Looks like someone managed to work their forniphilia kink into the event booth. I don't even know how this would tie back to Palo Alto in the slightest

5% is right around the corner fellas

Good luck enforcing this. My regular belt is a hobble belt I bought from a fetish gear maker. I'd be in the office technically able to whip out a leather restraint at a moment's notice.

I hope people in her office start wearing their own freaky gear in solidarity

This is how I'll talk to my kids. Not because they spend too much time on my phone, but because I look at too many memes