Sorry about the fucking idiots, and thanks for not fucking the idiots
Getting the nonvoter to vote may be a bit harder, but I believe much more fruitful endeavor than trying to court someone that is "undecided" at this point in that game.
Go vote, peeps
Then you vote for who you'd rather fight against. Yep yep, everybody sucks. We vote to choose our battle
I'd much rather fight cereal. Raw chicken gets all over you
The system works as intended
"you're amazed that they exist, and they burn so bright while you can only wonder why" - pulp
If your partner is an "opponent" in an argument, then you've lost the plot of your relationship. It's you and your partner against the issue, not against each other.
Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.
All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it
His other grandpa
Well, you're wrong.
Sometimes I think I'm thinking about the Roman Empire, but then it turns out I'm thinking about the Holy Roman Empire.
I'm sorry. We're too busy trying to take money from that system so we can give it to rich people who want to send their kids to private school