Universal Monk @ UniversalMonk @sh.itjust.works

Notorious Lemmy outlaw. Writer of stuff like **Booty Sweat Jesus and the Ho

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Too many sentences for you? Don't worry even if a nurse comes by, I'll still be on Lemmy. I'm not leaving. Thanks, friend! :)

Nobody expects you to, you’re just someone with a stolen username, you’re nobody.

So if I stole someone's username, then maybe people should be careful of what they say about users, since ya never know who the user is. So was the DJM dude fake too? Did he get banned for being DJM or for being me? But if I'm, as you say, not the real Universal Monk, then what does that mean for Lemmy?

Nah, even if the mod was wrong about why they banned DJM, Lemmy is a better place because of it.

But they banned him because they thought he was me. Not for what he said. That's not a good thing.

But no worries, I'm not leaving Lemmy. Ever. :)

Assholes are assholes. Maybe it was you, maybe not, it doesn’t really matter.

Seems like it matters. If people are gonna go around and banning people, and blaming people, and calling people names, then don't ya think they should get their facts straight?

Thanks, friend!

Oh I get it, you’re not THE Universal Monk, you’re one of those shitty knock offs I’ve seen around. Any ol’ asshole can pretend to be him so why not you too right?

Oh, so you are admitting there are people who make up accounts and pretend to be Universal Monk. Hmmm... Seems like people need to be careful of who they accuse then, right?

Well, well, well...

But I've never been a troll. So I'm just doing what I've always done. Thanks, friend!

Did you confuse people talking about you for people caring about you again?

Well this is an entire thread about banning someone that you think was an alt of me. So yeah, I do think you like me. You talk about me a lot. Thanks, friend! :)

Thanks, friend! But you said something nice about me, prepare to be downvoted by the mob! lmao

Truth is, nobody cares who you are or who DJM is.

Then why is there an entire thread made about it? You do realize we are in that thread, right?

We see your posts, we call you an asshole, most of us move on

Um, looking at your post history, seems like you def don't move on. You reply to that guy a lot.

If all the control you have in life is posting right wing slop to piss people off then you’ll never amount to anything more than a fascist bootlicker who doesn’t even like the taste of boot.

I'm actually a socialist.

For what though? What would you ban him for exactly? Because he was accused of being me?! That's the road you guys are gonna go down?! lol

Dude is bugged out more than an abandoned gas station bathroom.

I actually like this sentence! Have my upvote!

He’s a spicy one, I’ve been poking him for a week or two. He’s about to snap

That sounds like you're admitting to trolling. Are you talking about me, or the guy in OP's post?

Please post proof that I'm racist or that I've said anything racist. You can't. Because I'm not. I'm actually bi-racial and have been on the receiving end of racism.

Is there something weird with shitjustworks

No. Great instance. Great admins. No one should be bringing in the shitjustworks instance into this drama. The admins there are amazing.

Kind words. But misplaced. I'm not in crisis. Still good words though and people should listen to you. Just not about me.

attacking the people I love and those like them.

I've never attacked anyone. Please post any proof that I advocate violence in any form. I'm a socialist.

Social isolation

I'm not socially isolated though. And the gf I broke up with wasn't an emotional post. I was talking about how she was too clingy and was mad that I dated other girls. There was nothing sad about it at all. Please post the actual comment.

After his accounts all got banned for trolling and evasion

What accounts? I don't have any other accounts except for Universal Monk. And I haven't been banned. I'm still here posting. As you can see. My post and comment history is public.

People are mad because I voted for the Socialist Workers Party for the election (my post history on lemmy.world is public, so you can see for yourself). Yes, they are still mad.

I have no idea who the poster they banned is tho, but everyone here is saying it's me. But that's not me.

I'm not even a conservative. I'm Socialist.