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A Tweet for Anyone Who Has Used Word
  • Truth. I'm not good at riddles so my resume in Word has an extra page I can't get rid of. No there are no tables, yes I can see formatting, and deleting the page break massively fucks up the formatting for the whole document. I have to print to PDF then edit the PDF to delete the blank page. It's a huge hassle. But I don't have to deal with it very often so it is not really worth fixing.

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    What are some astroturfed or biased online spaces (ie. subreddits) that newcomers would not know about?
  • Whaaaaa? That's crazy. I use to read it on the reg years ago but fell off long before the June exodus. Has this always been the case? I feel like this maybe wasn't the case back in the heydey (Tree Law!) but IANAL and was there for the entertainment.

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    You have to walk 10 miles, through the bad part(s) of a dangerous Am city at 9:00 PM on a Sat night. Who of the following (in the body of this post) would you rather have as de facto bodyguards?
  • This prompt is bizarre and seeems written by a male 14-39.

    I think I'm going with the short kings as long as the 10k is enough to protect me from them. They did consent to the escort mission and I think 10k is enough of a motivation to keep someone cooperative for a few hours. Plus I'm short too so I wouldn't have to hear any talls bitching about pace.

    I feel like the soldiers outside of their time might have too much issue coming to terms with modernity.

    Also I think the group of women would absolutely be able to defend themselves but I don't want to inflict this stress on a group of random women. Although they did consent and I'm assuming gave informed consent. Plenty probably said no, so the ones that said yes are feeling bold about it.

    Fuck it, I change my mind I'm going with the gaggle of sassy ladies.

    They'd all have each other's back and are used to being on high alert. Probably pretty scrappy too. There's no city I can think of that has 10 whole miles of "bad' so really it would be just isolated pockets of heightened danger and a long walk otherwise.

    Plus there's way less of a chance of them turning on me.

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    American cheese
  • Aren't you just describing more or less how they actually make American cheese? Real cheese (cheddar and ?) mixed with curd and emulsifiers.

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    Hummingbird Feeders
  • Good idea. I did put out a second one like 5 feet away and haven't seen any fights but a third would probably even everything out. Thanks!

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    What's a long-standing mystery that still preoccupies you?
  • Not exactly the prompt but I used to be hung up on The Boy in the Box mystery but I'm happy to report his identity has been found. His name was Joseph Augustus Zarelli.

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    Hummingbird Feeders
  • I only have 2 because they live in the nearby tree and attack any other hummingbirds that try to come for a drink.

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    I want Janeway’s outfit.
  • Looks simple enough to sew. I bet you could find someone or DIY it. Don't forget the hair rat to get that volume in the front.

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    Anyone else hate talking on the phone as much as I do?
  • I have to make about 5 - 7 phone calls for important shit in my life. I am actively suffering for not having made these calls. It's getting worse.

    All I can do is hope that I will wake up one day and I'll feel okay enough to make one of the phone calls. It happens every once in a while, I swear.

    Just have to wait...

    They're the freaking worst and I wish I could hire an assistant to make calls for me.

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    Gay former staffer sues GOP Texas congressman over 'hostile work environment'
  • Do staffers choose who they work for or is there like a pool and they get assigned when someone is elected? Or they are holdovers from the last person who held the position or something?

    Basically, is this a truly exquisite case of leopards ate my face? Or is just kinda tragic? Because if the staffer is a republican then this is truly amazing levels of what-did-you-expect.

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    Mission impossible
  • Truth. "yeah I grew up in X but then I moved to Y for my ex before they got addicted to pills and cheated on me a bunch so I had to move to Z and...."

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