Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do ducks have feathers?
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
What do you call a group of musical whales?
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
Why do melons have weddings?
Why did the computer cross the road?
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the fisherman bring a ladder?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?