It's okay, it happens to all guys at that age

Superintendent! Uhh, I was just uh stretching my USB cable on the windowsill!

Next up, (cell) phone plans.

(though fuck landlines phones too)

I'm sorry, let me just elect representatives in a different state, brb.

If it was so simple, explain why it has taken so many state governments so long to do something about it? It's almost like it's way more complicated than you make it out to be. My state has abortion on the ballot this time around - I don't expect it to pass. In addition, the state wants to make my harder for citizens to get further measures on the ballot. It's like lots of us are working against the awful bodies of government. Imagine that. Land of the free, mmmmhm.

Also lmfao, yes, mmhm, absolutely, I'm a single-issue voter. Honey, I'm gay as fuck, the day a baby pops out of my partners asshole because I knocked them up, the day I'm the fuck outta here. It's almost like people with a broad worldview can have multiple issues they care about or something, and - stay with me here - they don't need to be a member of an affected class to want to help them improve their lives and well-being. Crazy, right?

The loudest people don't have a damn clue what the hell they are arguing about, they just want to hear themselves speaking louder than others. "I got mine, suckers, ez pz" energy is strong with this one. It's okay though, they are getting ranked-choice... aaaaaaaaany day now... (it's okay, it's ez pz)

And, since it's a car and not a plane, also not so pilot.

as big of criminals as putin

Hang on, let me just dig up their rap sheet on war crimes.... oh, wait

"why don't those people just immediately and magically fix their problems?" -this guy

I swear, some people should not be allowed to reproduce. Understand nothing, but the first to speak up and argue.

This is how unaware and/or uneducated some people are. It's been over two years since federal protection was removed.

And people like this are voting. Given licenses to drive. Reproducing. Totally oblivious.

Guys, we found the dunce that failed 3rd grade math. They figured out how to use a computer, finally.

The point of this entire thread is to solve the problem/attract trick or treaters. Not giving out bullshit size bars is a solid way to do that. And the number of those who visit OPs house are low anyway, so it doesn't fucking matter that 'bigger means less quantity, das tooped herpaderp'.

OP is trying to make kids enjoy the event, and the bean counter over here is like 'we could save money by providing a shittier, smaller product, but more of it - though less overall compared to the standard, shh, nobody will know that - where is my promotion, boss?'.

To be both incompetent and a smug jerk is impressive though, that's a skill that will get you places. Not pleasant places, but places.

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NAS running a bunch of docker containers; a ThinkServer running Proxmox, which is in turn running Debian, which in turn is running more docker containers; a VPN running Debian, running docker containers...

It's docker containers all the way down.

Hello.

Them: "we were just horny fucks with no condoms"

Me, gay: "watch me solve that problem with this one weird trick!"

I would contribute to my niche community, but my foreskin was severed without my consent, so...

Well, yeah. They are all shit.

I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex

Oh, someone is thirsty...

buys shit

violently orgasms

"yo shiny shit, who's the baddest hoe around? aw yeah"

"and I'll do it again" -cat