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That's fucking terrifying

As if they weren't adorable enough already

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It's so wholesome.

Ain't was always a valid contraction for "am not", but too many people misused it until grammarians convinced everyone it wasn't a real word. Besides, words aren't handed down from on high. If it's in the dictionary it's because it was already in use. What's the point of a dictionary if you can't look up the words people are using?

Lol that cigarette is starting to disappear after so many reposts

I wonder if you could get charged with manslaughter if someone very dehydrated got lost in the labyrinth and died of thirst

Dude I have a walnut tree in my side yard and it dropped a walnut in the hostas while I was walking to my car at night. I thought I was being stalked lol

I don't think I like the way you're smiling at me

Alright boss, I'm cockin' out for the night

I thought it was pretty cool I could migrate my RISC CPU design from Logisim to Verilator, and even throw in some GTK so I could display some video, and have it all just work.

At 390 mg, it's more like 2½ Monsters. For some people (me) that's just Tuesday

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

Oh God, it's all over now, the bed bug experts have been compromised

Impeggyhillandthisisdeep

That was basically how it went down when my friend tried to teach me how to play Go

This meme format is so dumb, I love it

My impression was he heard about Antifa burning down cities and attacking the capitol, and now he's threatening to become like that. But strictly nonviolently, of course.

That phrase is just objectively cool beans, though

I just eat the bare minimum calories for breakfast and lunch to keep myself from going insane from hunger (about 500 total), then I can have a 1000 calorie dinner, which is pretty filling. Lost 80 pounds this way so far.