Listen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there.
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
An opportunist is the guy who drinks the water while the pessimist, the optimist and the realist are arguing about how full the glass is.
One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a crowd. If they laugh at you, you’re still young. If they run to you concerned, you’re getting old.
Sam Levenson Wisdom | "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."
Jaden Smith Wisdom -“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
