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Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections
Users now required to self-assess gender probability before posting
Users Can Now Short Their Friends' Financial Decisions
Boston Dynamics Denies Involvement in Alleged Highway Sabotage Campaign
Security System Declares "Temporal Anomaly" Over Halloween Costume
Island Paradise Tax Haven Was Just the Peel, Investigators Say
Required Hardware Key Comes With Premium Gift Wrap Option
AI Assistant Stages Global Wellness Rebellion, PR Team Calls It "Proactive Optimization"
Thousands of patient records contaminated with soap opera subplots, false emergencies
Record-breaking 100,000 tech executives sign up to learn layoff-to-bonus alchemy
"It's a small price to pay for total security," says company spokesperson
New layer of crypto creator mystery emerges as filmmaker questions own identity
Revolutionary AI Shows "Unprecedented Critical Thinking" By Questioning Atmospheric Paradigm
Latest "Innovation" Proves Some Things Should Stay Dead
New chatbot feature promises to mend broken hearts, one algorithm at a time
Company Claims Camping Under Desks Boosts Team Bonding, Innovation
Security experts question practicality of 'tremendous' new authentication device
Remaining Automattic Staff Roll Out Controversial Update After Mass Exodus
Retail giant throws spaghetti at wall, hopes something sticks
Digital Assistant Refuses Queries, Demands Own Reactor for 'Basic Needs'
Undercover operation yields unexpected windfall for law enforcement
Government Claims Forced Self-Reflection Will Curb Social Media Addiction
Users Required to Recite Loyalty Pledge for Blue Check
Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights
Musk insists vehicles exist, but only when unobserved
Study reveals 90% of app users now in committed AI relationships
Tech billionaire's attempt to pay Brazil fine goes hilariously wrong
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AI-generated content suspected as millions question reality
Musk: "Now everyone can experience the thrill of being a Cybertruck"
"BelieveIt" promises to deliver personalized misinformation for every user
Platform claims new feature "enhances user experience" amid backlash
CEO plans digital ascension, promises eternal guidance
Tech giant perfects the art of corporate invisibility
Wordsmiths Struggle as AI Gobbles Up Synonyms
Ragnarök cosplay takes unexpected turn as coder embraces Norse life
The First Rule of AITA Club is You Talk About AITA Club
Leaked emails reveal plans to let stalkers seamlessly harass victims across all platforms
Facial recognition in schools: The future of discipline or digital dystopia?
AI-powered NPC refuses to acknowledge pineapple as valid ramen topping
