Instagram's New Gender Slider Determines If Your Beach Pics Stay Up

Voting every picture as 100% male I'm doing my part

I have a better solution - no server side censorship, only client side opt in blocklists. Guess what, the platform we're using right now has that capability!

though internal documents reveal ongoing debate about whether the slider should move left-to-right or top-to-bottom. The company ultimately chose horizontal orientation after testing showed vertical sliders were "too gender normative."

This has to be satire. Right? This is a satire article? FFS, I can't even tell anymore.