though internal documents reveal ongoing debate about whether the slider should move left-to-right or top-to-bottom. The company ultimately chose horizontal orientation after testing showed vertical sliders were "too gender normative."
This has to be satire. Right? This is a satire article? FFS, I can't even tell anymore.
I have a better solution - no server side censorship, only client side opt in blocklists. Guess what, the platform we're using right now has that capability!