This is m-eh-mes a Canadian shitposting community
A coffee free from tariffs
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/27042306
America No Rule
Like Mr. Miyagi on ketamine
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26653719
Standards are low, but I'm sure they can be lower.
Drumpf wouldn't dare when he already has Smith under his finger
WASHINGTON D.C. - With Ontario Premier Doug Ford currently visiting White House officials, some analysts are concerned US President Donald Trump might try to corrupt the earnest.
Go home you're off NAFTA for good
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33909365
Manufacturing consent
OTTAWA - Following America's unprecedented levying of 25% tariffs on all Canadian products, Prime Minister Trudeau announced that Canada will apply retaliatory tariffs to specific US goods, including any Trump family businesses that haven't already been driven into insolvency.
Asked whether US citizens should be concerned about economic fallout from Trump’s tariffs, Trudeau added, “I’m sure Americans can sleep soundly knowing that their entire economic future is being steered by the guy who bankrupted four separate casinos.”
ETOBICOKE, ON — After his Conservative party was officially re-elected with a majority vote this evening, Doug Ford celebrated his win by immediately hopping in his car, tearing down University Avenue, and obliterating SickKids hospital.
Ever since polls were released showing Canadians overwhelmingly reject Donald Trump’s proposal to become the 51st state by 77-15%, the question everyone has been asking is: who the fuck are these 15% and what is wrong with them. Well look no further because we found one. Ron Jablonsky of Stoufville ...
Fuck you Ron.
LONDON, ON - After Premier Doug Ford was recorded joking about bringing back the death penalty, he has since confirmed that not only will he follow through with the idea, but he is already planning to execute his first prisoner using good old-fashioned Ontario healthcare.
BOSTON – After explicitly praising Donald Trump’s support of their team and even hoping they can “win for him” U.S. hockey players discovered what Ted Cruz and numerous other politicians discovered years ago: aligning yourself with Trump never works out. “We tried our best. It just didn’t go our way...
"The U.S. entered the tournament with a chance to play in honour of their teammate Johnny Gaudreau, who was tragically killed by a drunk driver last summer. Instead they chose to play in honour of a President threatening to conquer their opponent"