Tom Swifty Jokes

"Lacking", Tom said without meaning.

"Why can't you ever be on time?" Tom said belatedly.

"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.

"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.

"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.

"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.

"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.

"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.

"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.

"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.

"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.

"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.

"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.

"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.

"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed.

"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom.

"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.

"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank.

"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributed

"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.

"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.

"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculated

"Vegetarian dishes only", Tom metes out.

"Remember to change it up every seven days", Tom said very weakly.

"I named my aircraft in honour of the god of the Sun", Tom said apologetically

"According to my cat, it's dinnertime," said Tom purposefully.

"The whole company was found guilty of criminal activity", Tom said with firm conviction.

"What are your plans for this roast chicken?" said Tom, trying to keep abreast.

"I take joy in the triumphs of my parishioners," said Tom vicariously.

"Even though we 'broke up', she's still my woman!" Tom exclaimed.

"Oh, I eat everything," said Tom in jest.

"Biden is twice the man that Charles is!", Tom said half-jokingly.

"Haven't you heard me singing in church?" Tom inquired.

"The French don't deserve our thanks!" said Tom mercilessly.

"Just being allowed to come in is something that I cherish", Tom said enterprisingly.

"My name is actually spelled T-O-O-O-M," he said, morosely.

"Should I take the worm off the hook?", Tom was debating

"Can't talk. Busy camping." replied Tom, intent.

"Under the mask, I was just a bowl of noodles the entire time!" said the imposter.