Please don't call anyone
Please don't call anyone


Please don't call anyone
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Remove the bread, add a rope instead
Or an extension cord
A male to male one, to be exact
Then there's no reason to have the toaster...
It's the backup plan
What, make some toast if the breaker flips?
Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.
A club size pack of sleeping pills.
A refill pack of exacto blades.
And 2 bottles of vodka.