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Stamets @piefed.world

2d ago

... because I post on Piefed.world now

Sorry, I procrastinate fuckin everything.

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fine.
@Stamets, I'm gay
- Please marry me I'm so fucking lonely
  
  sending you a hug.
  if you're in my area I'd love to hang out.
  
  I would also love that but I live on an island in the middle of the ocean. Tends to be a bit isolating, unfortunately.
  
  is it a nice island at least?
  I'm not in an island, sorry
  
  It's not too bad. Pretty during some times of year, cold as fuck in other times. Newfoundland.
  
  they found it centuries ago, time to rename to Oldfoundland
  
  You're no longer allowed to visit
  
  Recentlyfoundland?
  
  Newfoundlandunlessyoucountthenativeswhofounditthousandsofyearsago.
  Has a nice ring to it
  
  That works. Strap a nice acronym to it and then let's get something to eat.
  
  It's not so far from my island. If I come for a visit someday I'll let ya know we can get lunch or married or something.
  
  I got one condition.
  You gotta get screeched in.
  
  Go on, kiss the fish!
  
  I know that you're close by because I didn't need to explain what the fuck being screeched in meant lmao
  
  I'm nowhere close by and would be grateful for an explanation.
  
  Fuck a moose.
  
  If you that bored and the moose consents... but please reconsider
  
  An island of sadness and no steamdecks
  
  Your not entirely wrong.

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