That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.

Typical.

Well, hard to argue with that.

Almost?

Not sure "neat" is the word I'd use. Its existence doesn't upset me, but I wouldn't mind if it didn't exist.

That's a very relatable experience. You have my condolences.

If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling "spider blowjob creepy" or something like that. (I specifically say "googling" because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn't try other search engines.)

I don't know what the gif's origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn't be your proudest fap. (I originally said "I can assure you" but then again ... You did request the gif and I don't know you.)

edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.

Happy to spread knowledge!

This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.

McDonald's has some incredibly rigorous requirements and processes to ensure consistent qualities in their Sprite. I have no interest in propping up a giant harmful corporation, but their Sprite really is different.

Random video discussing this: https://youtu.be/ATEMvaOcWWc

The Food Theorist and many others have made videos discussing it as well. A few months ago I saw a particular one explaining the McDonald's process at length, but unfortunately I cannot remember enough details to find the same one again.

Side note: in typing this comment and trying to find relevant videos, I had to type "Sprite" an unreasonable number of times, and not once did my phone's keyboard get it right.

That episode is how I learned the word "pussilanimous."

The effort to avoid smudging is commendable.

The use of the word "handles" is not.

I learned this on cracked.com! I don't remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.

For the immediate future, I will assume that "Chihuahua Taco" is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.

Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.

Just because I've owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn't mean I approve of the franchise!

edit: Also, I don't actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.

Weird.

Everyone should have responded in Spanish.

Always listen to your guy.

Could you elaborate? I'm sincerely unsure what you're saying. Thanks in advance!

Respect to you!

The only reason I know is because I primarily watch YouTube on my TV. People have pointed out to me that you can side load clients onto your TV, and they're right, but I'm inclined to at least wait until my warranty expires before doing so.