That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.
2 inches of what? If it's hair, I'm disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing /jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?
My problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.
Then you can call me. I'll give you two inches.
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If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.
just have one funnel cake... eating contest.
What if I don't have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.