The police need this for...?

The war on contraception just got serious

I had no idea intra-uterine devices were so dangerous.

They are certainly more common than IEDs in the US.

Uvalde cops be like “if we’d only had that, we could have just driven off”

Hundred percent that thing shows up at high school football games to wild cheers

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Oh that’s an easy one - see the southern people of Texas need something like this so when they try to over throw the countries leaders and turn it into a fascist hell hole, they have an easier time

ACAB

That's a MUCH BETTER use of Tax Dollars then Free School Lunches!

What makes this even stupider is the way they are pointing at it. Like we can't see the giant assault vehicle

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

It's Prosper, TX. The police need this for enforcing the Family Guy skin color chart.

Protect and serve corporate and billionaire interests.

Brown people.

You see, this will protect the babies.

Holy shit why would you ever need this for CIVILIANS. What a waste of money

I thought this was ridiculous so i read a bit about it. There's a program - 1033-Defense Logistics Agency Disposition Mission. When the military has equipment that's outdated or no longer needed, they give it to other agencies. Prosper PD said they used this for some high water rescues during the storms last week.

Mad max fury road is what they need it for, obviously.

It's like two goofballs posing next to a Starship Troopers prop

Fun?

It’s a compensatory & direct correlation relevant to the average size of their crooked, shriveled little pud-like pee-pees.