clears throat, tucks away flute
"By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!"
Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.
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That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“
Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.